Life is really hard for Lindsay. She got cut from Ugly Betty, she’s not really relevant anymore, it’s just way too hot to wear leggings right now, and add to that list the fact that she just got FLOURED in Paris. I know, I wasn’t aware either that we were living in the middle ages of tarring and feathering but here we are. Now, I’m all for cute animals. Really, I’m obsessed with puppies and I like cats that dive into boxes and adorable foxes and all of that. But that doesn’t give me the overwhelming urge to harass anyone who wears fur because hey, let’s face it, we humans aren’t the most peaceful, non-violent, ethical bunch to begin with. So, deal with it.

Although I’ll admit, watching the video of a crazy anti-fur Parisian throw flour on Lindsay as she went into a swanky nightclub made me laugh. A lot. Especially Lindsay’s reaction because she’s just so confused and all she can say is OHMYGOD…ugh. The funny thing is, PETA and its crazies think that by targeting celebrities, they’re helping the cause but really, they’re just annoying the shit out of everyone and making me support people who wear fur. Because at least the Olsen Twins don’t latch onto a single, semi-witty pun and run with that for an entire year (i.e. PETA’s “Trollsen Twins”) and whatever, who cares, they’re pretty and rich and stylish. So, to conclude, I don’t remember where I was going with this but I’ll just assume I’m supposed to end up declaring my continuing support for Lindsay even though she still does nothing but now at least we’ll get some pictures of her going to the dry cleaners instead of Fred Segal. I don’t know, it made sense a minute ago.

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