Here’s a thought: instead of having those “I lost me to meth” ads featuring sort of hot guys that make you want to date meth addicts and/or actually do meth, why not replace them with these pictures? Because clearly, crystal meth is the only logical explanation for why Fergie would not only think it’s a good idea to wear leather pants (like really, have we learned nothing from Ross Gellar?) but to do one-handed cartwheels while wearing the aforementioned pants. While singing. In public. Like it’s cool, I get it—she’s got some skillz and she wants to show them to the world.

Which normally wouldn’t be a problem except it’s Fergie. And as we know, her kind of talent is a risky one so that one-handed cartwheels can easily end with a nice golden shower, if you know what I mean. Although I guess that might be why she wore the leather pants: to absorb the urine, if you catch my drift. Which I think you do because those weren’t so much euphemisms as they were blatantly stated facts. The point is, drugs are bad and clearly, one doesn’t have to watch Intervention 24/7 like me to understand that but instead, just go through photos of Fergie. It works, I promise.

Faded Youth