Being a celebrity is hard sometimes. Like, you always have to shave your legs and you can’t just eat two heart attack dogs in 20 minutes if you feel like it. But sometimes, it’s just impossible. Take, for example, these photos of my number one hero (besides Madonna, Lindsay, Britney, the stingray lady, Buffy, Regina George, the inventor of leggings, and skinny people in general): X-Tina Aguilera. While trying to leave a restaurant the other night, X-Tina and her husband (whose name is, I believe, that guy something) encountered a group of paparazzi waiting for them, which is difficult enough as it is.

But lucky for them, some random old guy decided to try to stop the paparazzi by jumping in front of X-Tina’s car, falling on it, and denting it. And as you can tell by the look on her face, this was so not cool. But because she’s a celebrity who has to keep her composure at all times, X-Tina stopped herself from doing what any normal person would do in the same situation i.e. immediately run the old man over. Although apparently it’s not so much “any normal person” who does that as it’s just me but whatever, he dented her BMW. So, whether she made the right decision or not in not hospitalizing this man who is clearly the most confused person ever since Britney, the fact remains that these pictures are hilarious and thus justify the hour-long procrastination that was this post.

Genie in a Source