I feel like I’ve used that title before but it’s just too difficult to know so let’s continue. In the X-Tina-mas Aguilera spirit, I’m going to discuss something very dear to my heart so you don’t have to keep seeing that horrifying picture of Brendan Fraser at the top of the site. And that would […]

Brendan Fraser, I’m going to give you some advice I wish my father had given me when I was a child. Don’t ever, EVER, give up looking like a fat, balding, cartoon rapist who would probably fit better in Who Framed Roger Rabbit than in the real world because no human being should have to […]

I’m sure you’re dying to know what brought me back from the dead. Amy Winehouse died? Miley Cyrus got married to that guy who isn’t Gaston from Beauty and the Beast? Britney’s on tour? Well, yes to that last part but no, this is something so much more important than that. This is about Lindsay […]