So this isn’t actual news but well, it kind of is. Because this is a picture of Buffy and Jack Bauer…TOGETHER. I’m sure they have real names but clearly, that’s irrelevant because Jack Bauer is just really hot and Buffy is the number one most awesome fake/real person who’s ever lived. Seriously, all this needs […]
So, your life probably doesn’t revolve around the trials and tribulations of Britney Jean Spears, although you are reading this blog so I take that back. I guess what I meant to say is that you probably haven’t been waiting for weeks to hear Britney’s new song “Womanizer” and were just so sad when it […]
Although I had such a blast writing about all these gay people, they don’t really compare to what I’m about to say. Are you sitting down? Wait, duh, you’re clearly reading this online. Okay, here it is: Britney. Is. Going. On. Tour. I know, I just shrieked too and I’m writing this like five hours […]
I don’t even know why I’m doing a post on this but oh, hey, Clay Aiken is gay. Like, he’s out. On People magazine. And no, I didn’t even mean to do two posts in a row like this but what can I say, Hollywood loves the gays. Anyway, there’s nothing really to say here […]
In semi-breaking news, Lindsay Lohan has “officially” come out as being in a relationship with Samantha Ronson. The two lady friends called in to Loveline recently to talk about the plane crash with DJ AM and Travis Barker and at one point, the guy who wasn’t Dr. Drew was like “so, Lindsay, how long have […]
Okay, technically this isn’t “news” since I did a post on it two months ago but there is absolutely nothing interesting going on in the celeb world and I feel awk that the last post I did was a week ago. Slash don’t have cable and need to procrastinate so this will do, pig, […]
In keeping with the long-standing tradition of listing reasons why the VMAs have become so terrible, I’ve decided to do it again even though everything that was bad about the VMAs last year was equally bad this year. Although there was no Britney performance to make me and/or her want to commit suicide, there was […]
You may find this picture shocking and even appalling and you know, I get it. Because there’s a slight chance you aren’t actually me and don’t read ONTD all day at the most inappropriate times during class and so haven’t been bombarded with obvious signs of Lilo and SamRon’s lesbianism every single day. So let’s […]
In honor of the premiere of the new 90210 tonight, I’m going to do a post on the original, should-never-have-been-touched 90210. Because I refuse to acknowledge that anyone from the new cast is worth discussing, with the obvious exception of Shannen Doherty, Aunt Becky, and the girl whose name I just completely forgot from Degrassi…oh, […]
