It has come to my attention that in my excitement over the pictures of Ryan Gosling I posted yesterday, I completely forgot to include the relevant news about him (other than the fact that he got buff). Which would be that during his first DJ gig at The Green Door the other night (which, if […]

Oh God, I am so sorry for that horrible pun so let’s just forget that ever happened. Anyway, summer is a notoriously slow time in celebrity news, probably because everyone is so busy tanning and eating at restaurant week and drinking at 6pm and just generally hanging out. Which may explain the rise of DUIs […]

Here at IJWLML, I’m all about equal opportunity. I know it may not seem like it since I mostly write about the same three people but can I help that for whatever reason, the craziest, funniest people in Hollywood happen to be young females? Which is why it gives me great pleasure to report that […]

You’re not allowed to judge me for what I’m about to say because this is my blog and I do what I want but I don’t really like Christian Bale. He’s attractive I guess but there are much hotter actors who don’t try to ruin Batman by using a ridiculous, why-so-serious Gob-like voice. But now […]

I find myself in a difficult position. Because on the one hand, I have the BEST NEWS EVER but on the other, I’m on the verge of death. Like the only thing preventing me from dying as we speak is listening to Abba and Leona Lewis on repeat. Which means that the quality of this […]

Look, you can’t get mad at me for not posting when a) I did like three posts in a day which is a record high and b) NOTHING is happening. And I’m not just talking about in my life, but in the wonderful world of Disney/Hollywood, it’s all a big dull dud as well. And […]

There is only one thing in the world that I love more than Britney Spears and her music and that is: absolutely nothing. Especially not since she released Blackout last November, which I have legitimately listened to every single day since then. And most people don’t believe me when I say that because it’s like […]

I sometimes wonder why this blog hasn’t blown up and turned me into the snarky, non-blue-haired commentator on VH1 that I always imagined I’d be and then I realize that oh, right, I basically write about two people and never update with timely news. But I’m SORRY, I can’t help it that while Brad and […]

I don’t even know where to start with these pictures. Like do I begin with the one of Amy Winehouse shoving her bodyguard’s face away and in the process, potentially infecting him with nothing short of the bubonic plague? Or how about the one of her trying to do ballet in the middle of the […]

Many were surprised when Lindsay Lohan announced a few months ago that she would be launching her very own legging line. I was not one of those because unlike the majority of the world, I not only have magical things called “eyes” but this even more magical thing I like to call “way too much […]