In honor of me and my life and because no one reads this blog anyway so I can’t actually be judged, I’m posting this picture of Kate Hudson and Anne Hathaway. Because I’m 21 now and after eating about four million cookies…I mean, drinking all that alcohol because I totally can and don’t have so […]

Well, now, this is just too rich. I don’t really have anything against Natalie Portman other than the fact that she’s pretty, skinny, smart, and dated Gael Garcia Bernal. So I guess that would actually mean I have everything against her but what I’m trying to say is, of all the celebrities that I would […]

People Magazine is reporting that during one of her several billion appearances at a club to support DJ friend Samantha Ronson, Lindsay “I’m so into guys which is why I’m secretly dating a girl who looks like one okay just leave me alone UGH” Lohan fell off the wagon and drank a bunch of vodka […]

I’ll be the first to say that I’m not one to judge teenagers. Like really, who am I to complain about kids these days with their myspace and slutty clothes when let’s face it, I was pretty much an alcoholic by 15, workin the streets at 16 and just got out of rehab last night. […]

Look, I can’t help getting Adnan Ghalib and Sam Lutfi confused. And no, it’s not because I’m a dirty racist but it’s just really hard to keep up with all the sketchy men who have taken over Britney’s life. I mean really, Adnan, Sam, the Manny, K-Fed, Michael Lohan, Dina Lohan, Heidi Montag, Spencer Pratt…wait […]

Being a celebrity is hard sometimes. Like, you always have to shave your legs and you can’t just eat two heart attack dogs in 20 minutes if you feel like it. But sometimes, it’s just impossible. Take, for example, these photos of my number one hero (besides Madonna, Lindsay, Britney, the stingray lady, Buffy, Regina […]

I find myself back at the usual crossroads of my life: do I love or hate Lindsay Lohan? Okay so I never actually hated her but her recent decision to go back to blonde when clearly it’s SO UNATTRACTIVE confused me because every time she’s been blonde she’s either a) been bulimic b) been a […]

A part of me just died inside by referencing that god-awful LFO song but I have to say it’s so true. So, so true. Because NKOTB clearly is the world’s greatest boy band and while I was always about NSYNC over BSB (although okay I still listen to Millennium way too much), I never […]