Dear Readers,
IJWLML and newly-blonde Lindsay Lohan would like to welcome you back to a magical time I like to call “last year.” May you get as many DUIs and spend as much time in rehab as she did/will continue to do because as her new hair, animal-print ensemble, coke bloat, awkward hat, leggings and […]

Giada De Laurentiis gave birth yesterday after not being pregnant for a freakish period of time and I know, I know, who?! Because unless you’re related to me or spend way too much (read: just the right amount) of time with me, you probably don’t know who she is or perhaps just have some vague […]

Madonna’s new single has officially been released and the gay man within me just peed his pants with excitement. Although I have a feeling much of that is due to the knowledge that her album is coming out on April 29th which, oh right, happens to be the most glorious day of the year […]

We all know that sex tapes and naked pictures in Hollywood are about as common as skinny blonde people in LA. But this week will certainly go down in history as that time when the public was subjected to a bunch of leaked pictures of celebrities that we never really needed to see naked. I […]

I know, I know, two Britney posts in a row? Well I’m SORRY but I can’t help it that Britney just happens to be the world’s greatest source of drama (i.e. her entire life), comedy (i.e. that time she walked into that metal bar) and awesomeness (i.e. her life up until 2004). I also can’t […]

 
…why Britney is my hero. Because not only does she make music that warms the soul and wear boots all the time and sometimes engage in dance-offs with Justin Timberlake right after their break up, but perhaps most importantly, because she’s hilarious. The other day, when leaving wherever this was, despite the fact that every […]

As we all know, images of skinny and/or attractive girls are as common in our society as garbage in New Jersey. After a while, you get used to it. Or, you know, you just get so depressed about not being skinny and/or attractive that you refuse to do anything but eat your feelings and lie […]

No, you haven’t suddenly gone blind. This is a post that has nothing to do with Lindsay Lohan, Britney Spears or apparently The Hills people that I keep writing about. So, Rachel Bilson is my new hero. Because I spent my entire summer napping at 5 in my parents’ bed and watching OC reruns on […]