Okay, so we all know that straight girls getting “wild” and/or “experimental” and making out with each other for the benefit of guys is less newsworthy than a bear shitting in the woods. Except when it involves Paris “lazy eye” Hilton and Elisha “attacked by a cougar” Cuthbert. Now let’s be real—I could give a […]

I’m just gonna go ahead and address the giant pink elephant in the world right now i.e. the fact that our site suddenly transformed from the epitome of all that was good to a manifestation of awkwardness since it’s been stripped of all that made it awesome. TBH, we don’t exactly know why IJWLML died […]

Britney, on one of her many adventures through the land’s most magical gas stations and pharmacies, spies with her little eye a pay phone. Disregarding the brand new iphone in her bag, she decides to call up former BFF, Lindsay Lohan.
Britney: Omgz hai y’all! Wait….who am I talking to? Oh right, hai Lindsay, whassup?
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So, it’d be kind of awkward to act as if the blog was up this whole time and do individual posts like OMGZZZZZ JAMIE LYNN so I’ll settle for a quick recap of 2008 even though it’s been about four minutes since the new year. In no particular order, let’s see what everyone’s been up […]