Being a true Hollywood starlet, Lindsay has managed to make headlines with this fabulously impromptu, candid photoshoot with OK! Magazine. And by “impromptu” I mean “staged by Lindsay herself and generally the complete opposite of spontaneous.” Because while OK! was “looking in” on Lindsay’s stay in the Cirque Lodge, they seemed magically to find Lindsay […]

A few days ago, Stacy “Fergie” Ferguson officially cemented her title as world’s least trained celebrity in where not to excrete bodily fluids. While it seems only yesterday that the Dutchess urinated on stage (wisely blaming it on a sweaty vagina), it actually was yesterday that news came of Fergie Ferg’s latest accomplishment: vomiting on […]

Hay readers, so sorry about the lack of posting over the last two weeks. But if it makes you feel any better, I really am quite tan so, kudos to me. A thank you. Anyway, don’t be too sad because having finally caught up on celeb news, I can say….oh I’m sorry, I just totally […]

I’m not gonna lie, I don’t have the greatest memory of watching Trapped In the Closet (go here for a written play-by-play of each chapter). Could it be because we decided to do our viewing party during margarita Friday at work? Sure. Could it be because I blacked out pretty soon after? Probably. But it […]

The deaf part doesn’t apply here quite as much as the blind thing. Seriously, I dare you to look at this picture and NOT vomit all over your computer while simultaneously gouging your eyes out.

Whether you recognize this as Perez Hilton or not, it doesn’t matter. Because it’s revolting either way, especially when you see […]

Stop it, Ashley Tisdale. Just stop it. You’re trying too hard. I realize there’s a huge hole vacated in the it-girl scene now that Lindsay’s gone missing (along with a piece of my heart… i love you…, always) but really, there’s no need to try so much. You can stop with the “paparazzi” photographing all […]