Archive for July, 2007

30 Jul

Let Me See That Thong, Britney!

I’d be lying if I said I didn’t feel like shooting myself every time I saw something about Britney, Paris and these days, Lindsay, in the news. Although that could partly be my own fault considering the only news I allow myself to read is found in US Weekly, In Touch and/or ONTD. But regardless, […]

24 Jul

An Open Letter to Lindsay Dee…UI Lohan

Dear Lindsay,
So, remember that time when you were an actress? I know, it seems like forever since you’ve put your talents to good use…3 years to be exact, since the release of Mean Girls. And since then, you’ve done a bunch of “crappy” movies that I loved, but which certainly weren’t vehicles to land you […]

20 Jul

IJWLML’s List of Really Bad Decisions in 2007…So Far

One doesn’t have to be an avid reader of this blog to know that people in Hollywood make really crappy decisions daily, if not once a minute. In honor of that telltale practice, we here at IJWLML are starting a new series called IJWLML’sLORBDI2K7. And if you can’t figure that out, well, we’re no longer […]

15 Jul

I Just Wanna Stephen My Stephen

 
 
 
 
In the words of ONTD: bb srsly turned 20 today! ilu.
Happy Birthday!
 
 
 
 
 
 
May your day be angst and boy-filled. Huzznst!

09 Jul

Hairy and Hotter: Utter Shock Edition

What do you think of this photo?:

Hermione gives her opinion after the cut:

08 Jul

Knocked Up: The Sequel!

I’m gonna jump right in here and say it: Nicole Richie and Christina “X-Tina” Aguilera are 100% almost actually confirmed pregnant! And there’s not much to say here except…yay! I love babies! Seriously, it’s not like they constantly poop, cry or take up any of your time. And I hear you can engage in some […]

07 Jul

If Britney Can…

Okay guys, I’ll level with you. I just marathoned the first season of Laguna Beach. And that means that 1) I resent my high school experience so much that I am willing to live vicariously through others’ high school experiences, due mainly to my then penchant for fatty foods which, boo, crippled me socially… The […]

03 Jul

Whatever, I’m Getting Non-Alcoholic Beer: Lilo’s Back!

So I know I said way back when that we were putting a hold on Lindsay posts until she cleaned her act up. And you’ll notice that in the like .5 posts that we’ve done since then, we totally stuck to that rule! But, I think it’s time to end that cycle, kids, cause it […]

01 Jul

Spice Up Your Awesome!

This is it team, what we’ve all been waiting for: the Spice Girls are officially reuniting and embarking on a world tour!!!!!! Eeee!!! Squeeeeeeal!!!! <3!!! Babies!! Seriously though, that’s actually how I reacted when I realized those pesky rumahs were true because let’s be real, who doesn’t love the Spice Girls? And no, not […]

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