30 Jul
I’d be lying if I said I didn’t feel like shooting myself every time I saw something about Britney, Paris and these days, Lindsay, in the news. Although that could partly be my own fault considering the only news I allow myself to read is found in US Weekly, In Touch and/or ONTD. But regardless, […]
Posted in Awesomeness, Britney Spears, Butts, Drugs, Drunkenness, Hot Messes, Lip Synching > Real Singing, Nakedness, The Downward Spiral by: Livvy
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24 Jul
Dear Lindsay,
So, remember that time when you were an actress? I know, it seems like forever since you’ve put your talents to good use…3 years to be exact, since the release of Mean Girls. And since then, you’ve done a bunch of “crappy” movies that I loved, but which certainly weren’t vehicles to land you […]
Posted in Bad Decisions, DUIs, Drugs, Drunkenness, Hot Messes, Lindsay Lohan, Rehab Fun, Sobriety, The Downward Spiral, WTF by: Livvy
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20 Jul
One doesn’t have to be an avid reader of this blog to know that people in Hollywood make really crappy decisions daily, if not once a minute. In honor of that telltale practice, we here at IJWLML are starting a new series called IJWLML’sLORBDI2K7. And if you can’t figure that out, well, we’re no longer […]
Posted in Bad Decisions, Douches, Gay Boys, Lovable Lohan Family Antics, People We Hate, Reasons Not to Exist, WTF, Whores by: Livvy
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15 Jul
In the words of ONTD: bb srsly turned 20 today! ilu.
Happy Birthday!
May your day be angst and boy-filled. Huzznst!
Posted in Awesome Asians, Babies, Gay Boys, Heart2Hearts, Hos and Prostitutes, Lesbians, People We Love!, Robots by: Livvy
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09 Jul
What do you think of this photo?:
Hermione gives her opinion after the cut:
Posted in Awesomeness, Awkwardness, Babies, Bad Decisions, Creepy Incestuous Relationships, Gay Boys, Great Decisions, Harry Potter, Hos and Prostitutes, Molesting Things In General, Reasons Not to Exist, Sex, Unexpected Hotness, WTF by: Stephen
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08 Jul
I’m gonna jump right in here and say it: Nicole Richie and Christina “X-Tina” Aguilera are 100% almost actually confirmed pregnant! And there’s not much to say here except…yay! I love babies! Seriously, it’s not like they constantly poop, cry or take up any of your time. And I hear you can engage in some […]
Posted in Babies, Nakedness, People We Love!, Sex, X-Tina-Mas Aguilera by: Livvy
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07 Jul
Okay guys, I’ll level with you. I just marathoned the first season of Laguna Beach. And that means that 1) I resent my high school experience so much that I am willing to live vicariously through others’ high school experiences, due mainly to my then penchant for fatty foods which, boo, crippled me socially… The […]
Posted in Heart2Hearts by: Stephen
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03 Jul
So I know I said way back when that we were putting a hold on Lindsay posts until she cleaned her act up. And you’ll notice that in the like .5 posts that we’ve done since then, we totally stuck to that rule! But, I think it’s time to end that cycle, kids, cause it […]
Posted in Drugs, Drunkenness, Lillogical Lindsay Love, Lindsay Lohan, Rehab Fun, Sobriety by: Livvy
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01 Jul
This is it team, what we’ve all been waiting for: the Spice Girls are officially reuniting and embarking on a world tour!!!!!! Eeee!!! Squeeeeeeal!!!! <3!!! Babies!! Seriously though, that’s actually how I reacted when I realized those pesky rumahs were true because let’s be real, who doesn’t love the Spice Girls? And no, not […]
Posted in Accents, Awesomeness, Awkwardness, Lip Synching > Real Singing, Nostalgia by: Livvy
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