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It’s been a while, we know. And we might be a little more upset about that if we weren’t so busy, oh I don’t know, moving a ton of crap into the new house and/or serving jury duty (and reading the verdict, suckas!). Anyway, we just wanted to state for the record that […]

In the world’s greatest attempt to come back, Britney has offered fans the option of choosing the title of her next album. And by title I mean “really awkward attempts at humor.” This is like that time when Britney was all sarcastic but really she just sounded dumb and made me uncomfortable. Check out the […]

So here are some pictures of Avril Lavigne and Shakira mackin’ it in LA. Okay, fine, “enjoying some fine dining” but it may as well be the same thing cause it seems like these days, Shaki’s only interested in whoring herself to every popular American and/or Canadian star out there. The two may have been […]

Paris Hilton left prison. Yesterday. Because of a “mysterious ailment.” But I won’t lie, I legitimately could care less about this whole “Paris jail” thing. Like a lot people got all excited cause she “deserves” it because she’s ruined pop culture by doing nothing but oh, right, those very same people are the ones that […]

Some clips have surfaced on youtube that show Akon throwing a kid into the crowd after the boy throws something on stage. I don’t know what’s worse: seeing this poor kid being launched from Akon’s sweaty back or watching as everyone cheers him on and laughs as he lies on the ground writhing in burning […]

Once upon a time, I sat on the couch where I’ll be sleeping for the next two weeks on account of the giant flesh-eating bug that is hiding in my room, flipping through the telly and mackin’ it. I happened upon The Simple Life, and much to my horror, found myself yuk yuking it up […]