According to Hollywood Reporter, James Franco has just signed on to be in Nights in Rodane, with Diane Lane and Richard Gere. I know, you’re probably all “what the F am I doing writing about this?.” And I’ll be honest with you: I really just want to post a bunch of James Franco pics and […]
In the most shocking news since that time I napped yesterday, Lindsay got a DUI yesterday morning after crashing her Benz when leaving a Hollywood party. Oh and coke was found in the car. I know what you’re thinking: whaaaa? Who? Why? You said that you would treat me right but you was just a […]
So, remember that time you were blown by a ho? Oh wait! I’m so sorry!!! I meant a politician – that was so inappropriate! God I’m so scatterbrained these days. Or wait a minute… is that I’m scatterbrained or that the world has gone completely fucking mad??
Well, with the recent news that a Belgian political […]
In a Hollywood first, Hayden Panetierre made an appearance at NYC club Plumm and instead of drinking to her heart’s content and dancing on the stripper pole, chose instead to eat animal crackers, sandwiches and lollipops. I know that this should be praised cause like wow, kudos, way to be the first person ever to […]
Hey dudes–so sorry for the delay over here at IJWLML. And as always, sorry for that lie but I’ll be honest, I’m on a mini vacay right now. Not so much into the “reading celeb news” as I am into the “probably getting skin cancer but looking much more attractive as a tanner person.” Now, […]
So, Marilyn Manson is ugly and kind of old. Evan Rachel Wood is a total baby (yeah, I said it, bitch is 19! I’m 20! Rawr!) and kinda pretty. The two have been dating since Manson’s divorce from Dita Von Teese, which is pretty gross in and of itself. Now, rumor has it, the extended […]
This perky celebrity is the butt of many jokes because she seems to be wrestling with substance abuse, but she won’t admit it. Her behavior repeatedly indicates that she has a problem. Sometimes she’s manic, and other times she’s been known to practically fall asleep on the job. She’s definitely overdoing it with the muscle […]
Well, there’s not much intro needed except here’s Shakira’s fifth and final single, Las de las intuicion, from Fijacion oral vol. 1…I’m sorry, who? Didn’t this album come out like years ago? Seriously, I just watched this video and got so overwhelmed by memories of like not even being in college yet and roaming the […]
In an attempt to do her best Kate Moss impersonation yet, Lindsay Lohan has been videotaped/photographed doing coke with some friends in a bathroom stall in LA. She was also bragging about sleeping with every penis in existence that I’ve had a crush on, from Joaquin Phoenix to James Franco to James Blunt…psych, like […]
What? Do you expect an apology? I know I haven’t been posting. It’s called FINALS guys, F-I-N-A-L-S. It’s for people who are really smart and get in to college and stuff. I’m so pretty. Oh and okay great, Britney looks like shit and she’s wearing only a bra and a denim skirt from K-Mart my […]
