Well, team, here it is: my first post of the post-Samuel era, which means that this may or may not suck but in the words of Nelly Furtado featuring Timbaland, don’t be mad, don’t get mean ticka don’t get mad, don’t be mean. Hey! I don’t mean no harm…Anyway, I’m starting with baby steps here […]
Baby turned 20 today!
Happy Birthday!!!
Grobesy we love you too.
I normally don’t find blogging such events appropriate or tasteful but as Sammy is a considerable force on this blog and is literally present in all aspects of my life, I am posting this in honor of my little baby puppy, Sammy, who died yesterday afternoon. I don’t want to say much except that my […]
First of all, I must apologize for that unwarranted Ruben Studdard reference. Secondly, I must say that I am truly, deeply, so so so sorry for assaulting your eyes with Cisco Adler’s penis. I wish I could speak for Liv too in making this really heartfelt apology (no seriously, sorry), but I don’t think Liv […]
My, what a fabulous, unexpected drama this Lohacked 07 ordeal has started. In response to Lindsay’s hacked emails which make Shanna Moakler (Travis Barker’s ex-wife) out to be a semi-crazy bitch, Shanna decided to play the sucka card and post Paris and Lindsay’s personal contact info…I still don’t really know why but what I do […]
Paris Who? Guys, 2007 is officially the year of La Lohan. That’s right, Lindsay’s myspace has been hacked and her messages to Stavros, Paris and Shanna Whats-her-face have been leaked. There’s lots to say, really, but I think it’s best to grace you with the following words about Paris and Perez, from Lindsay’s message to […]
Recently, at a concert in Vienna, some crazy-ass fan threw a teddy bear with a letter onstage at Shaki. And, wait for it, wait for it…Shakira totally responded! And no, it’s not one of those signed celeb photographs like the ones I used to get when I was kind of delusional and wrote all these […]
Am I not working on my paper right now? Wait, no, that’s something else but news just broke that everyone’s favorite couple in the world, McGosling, TOTARRY BROKE UP! Now I refuse to believe it until Ryan Gosling or Rachel McAdams tells it to me personally and then reads scenes from The Notebook and/or Mean […]
In it’s upcoming issue, People hits the streets and asks some celebs: What do you think of American Idol’s Sanjaya Malakar? They got these responses:
Mary J. Blige: I don’t think he’s horrible, but everybody’s making it where he’s just horrible. I’ve heard worse.
Diana DeGarmo: I believe more power to him. If he can do it, […]
