ZOMG GUYZZZ TYRA BANKS LIKE TOTS GAINED WEIGHT LIKE OMG REMEMBZ WHEN SHE WAS LIKE HOT. OMG BITCH BE EATIN’. OMG OMG PORK CRACKLIN’Z.
That’s right guys, everyone is a-buzz about the former Angel’s weight gain. And, if by everyone you thought I meant just Tyra, you would be right. Because I’m pretty sure the entire […]
In the past few weeks, Timbaland has come under fire for stealing the beat to “Do It” (from Nelly Furtado’s Loose) from some random ass Scandinavian guy who lives somewhere in the world. Having listened to that guy’s original ditty, I can say with authority that Timbaland probably did steal it but I can also […]
The following are new promotional images from Harry - I mean Daniel Radcliffe’s - new play, Equus. If you were to ask me what Equus was about I would tell you fuck if I know. All I know is he’s naked. And theres no lightning shaped scar to protect him from my advances. Ok, no, […]
In the wake of www.ParisExposed.com, Paris Hilton has gone far beyond being the overexposed celebrity she already is. It’s no longer the casual crotch shot for us, no sir. Now it’s licking coke off a plate and looking at your own boobs. A lot. And yeah, sure, she’s an idiot to leave her stuff available […]
If you’re anything like me, you hate Hilary Duff. Because you hate horses too. But you love-love-love-love her new smash hit “With Love”. No? I’m alone? Again? Whatever. Listen to it here.
Also, check this out. I just realized Hilary and the new and improved sexxxual icon Jenna Jameson are totally celebrity twins! Haha suckaaa, you […]
Haaaaaaay! How’s your day been? Great, you say? Well, ours too with the birth of our figurative child, IJWLML. We’ve worked long and hard hours (well, Stephen did really because Livvy doesn’t know how to do graphics) to bring you the best in self-deprecating, obscure-referencing, Lindsay-centric humor. We hope you enjoy it and realize that […]
(the following post to be read in a British accent. Preferably aloud.)
Once upon a time, Livvy and I were a married couple. Oh wait, that is now.. and forever… till we die. WE’RE SO ALONEEE.
Anyways, we, as a married couple, caught a screening of Oscar-nominated Notes on a Scandal when I had the pleasure of […]
As a person who watches a movie a day, you may find it surprising that I literally just saw Dreamgirls. And didn’t like it so much. Of course there was Jennifer Hudson’s “And I Am Telling You,” which gave me full-body chills. And Eddie Murphy was better than expected. But I cannot, for the LOG,** […]
Welcome. This is the first in our weekly series: Overheard in Providizzle. You may have heard of best-idea-ever Overheard in New York. Well, because we collectively love it so much here in Providence 16, we’re going to try something along the same lines. You may ask: How can you keep it up? When you live […]
I’m sure by now we’re all just a tad Britneyed out, but I really just need to talk about Britney’s comeback. The woman FINALLY divorced K-Fey and then decided to just make the worst decisions ever. Seriously, Paris Hilton? And maybe that celesbian** relationship turned sour but irregardless,** I miss covered-crotch Britney. And like […]
