http://www.ijustwannalivemylife.com Mon, 07 Dec 2009 22:24:42 +0000 http://backend.userland.com/rss092 en Oh, hi. I didn't see you there. That's probably because you're not there since you've gotten so frustrated with my failure to update that you're now boycotting the blog. I get it--really, I do. There's no real excuse for my absence especially since I have my six-day weekends going on ... http://www.ijustwannalivemylife.com/?p=466   I'm not one to judge. Really, have I ever said anything remotely rude or critical on this blog that I semi forgot about? Wait, no, don't answer that. The point is, I needed to post these pictures of Verne Troyer dressed up as a bear and eating honey on Celebrity ... http://www.ijustwannalivemylife.com/?p=462 It has been brought to my attention that this is the only blog on the internet that didn't do a recap or best of 2008 and since I need to make this Saturday night slightly less sad slash stop being yelled at for not updating, I have decided to do ... http://www.ijustwannalivemylife.com/?p=459 I feel like I've used that title before but it's just too difficult to know so let's continue. In the X-Tina-mas Aguilera spirit, I'm going to discuss something very dear to my heart so you don't have to keep seeing that horrifying picture of Brendan Fraser at the top of ... http://www.ijustwannalivemylife.com/?p=458   Brendan Fraser, I'm going to give you some advice I wish my father had given me when I was a child. Don't ever, EVER, give up looking like a fat, balding, cartoon rapist who would probably fit better in Who Framed Roger Rabbit than in the real world because no ... http://www.ijustwannalivemylife.com/?p=455 I'm sure you're dying to know what brought me back from the dead. Amy Winehouse died? Miley Cyrus got married to that guy who isn't Gaston from Beauty and the Beast? Britney's on tour? Well, yes to that last part but no, this is something so much more important than ... http://www.ijustwannalivemylife.com/?p=453 Sometimes, things happen for reasons we can't really understand. We don't know how or why, but we just accept that that's how it has to be. Which is why, when I saw this picture of Bobby Trendy and Phoebe Price (household names, I know), instead of gouging my eyes out ... http://www.ijustwannalivemylife.com/?p=451 I don't really understand the hype around Twilight. I mean, I do on a basic level because duh, who doesn't love vampire/human romances (although that's not entirely true because that's enough, True Blood) and yes, I might be awkwardly more into them because of BuffyAngelSpike but whatever, that whole unrequited, ... http://www.ijustwannalivemylife.com/?p=449 Life is really hard for Lindsay. She got cut from Ugly Betty, she's not really relevant anymore, it's just way too hot to wear leggings right now, and add to that list the fact that she just got FLOURED in Paris. I know, I wasn't aware either that we were ... http://www.ijustwannalivemylife.com/?p=447 We all know I love X-Tina Aguilera. She's got the voice of an angel and made assless chaps socially acceptable in my lifetime. But sometimes, she can be a real bitch. As in, most of the time. Anyway, X-Tina has come under fire recently for allegedly "stealing" Lady Gaga's look. ... http://www.ijustwannalivemylife.com/?p=445