Look, Ali Lohan, I get it. You can’t help your face and it’s just so hard to have older sisters who are more attractive than you, I KNOW. But WHY must the solution to that jealousy be looking like a hooker with frazzled hair? And wearing a mesh shirt? I guess I can look past […]

Hey guys, I’m back. I know, I’m such a terrible person because I semi-forgot about the blog. But I’ve been busy, okay? Like doing work and making a series of questionable and unquestionably terrible decisions like getting an oversized tattoo on my arm or getting too rowdy at a punk rock concert. I’m sorry, so, […]

I don’t even know why I’m doing a post on this but oh, hey, Clay Aiken is gay. Like, he’s out. On People magazine. And no, I didn’t even mean to do two posts in a row like this but what can I say, Hollywood loves the gays. Anyway, there’s nothing really to say here […]

I sometimes wonder why this blog hasn’t blown up and turned me into the snarky, non-blue-haired commentator on VH1 that I always imagined I’d be and then I realize that oh, right, I basically write about two people and never update with timely news. But I’m SORRY, I can’t help it that while Brad and […]

It’s not every day that you see a young female celebrity wasted outside of a club. Well, it’s not every day that you see a young female celebrity not named Britney, Lindsay, Paris, X-Tina, or Amy wasted outside of a club. Therefore, it gives me great pleasure to present to you: Hilary Duff. DRUNK. Shocking, […]

Following in the footsteps of many Hollywood greats before her, Nicole Kidman has become the latest actress to partake in the latest trend of “giving birth” as earlier today she gave birth to a baby girl, Sunday Rose Kidman Urban. Now, while I don’t like babies, I do love Nicole Kidman and thus have mixed […]

So, it’s been two weeks and luckily for me, you, and everyone we know, some thrilling developments have occurred in that magical land I like to call “gay town” aka Hollywood. Thus I present to you the following list of “a few exciting things that have happened which may or may not have an effect […]

Since she recently gave birth, there has been a lot of brouhaha surrounding Christina “X-Tina” Aguilera’s parenting skills. Namely, that she has none considering every photograph taken of her over the past few months has included her either leaving a club or bar, not being able to stand on her own, and/or making faces that […]

In honor of me and my life and because no one reads this blog anyway so I can’t actually be judged, I’m posting this picture of Kate Hudson and Anne Hathaway. Because I’m 21 now and after eating about four million cookies…I mean, drinking all that alcohol because I totally can and don’t have so […]

Giada De Laurentiis gave birth yesterday after not being pregnant for a freakish period of time and I know, I know, who?! Because unless you’re related to me or spend way too much (read: just the right amount) of time with me, you probably don’t know who she is or perhaps just have some vague […]