It has been brought to my attention that this is the only blog on the internet that didn’t do a recap or best of 2008 and since I need to make this Saturday night slightly less sad slash stop being yelled at for not updating, I have decided to do a belated 2008 post. And […]
If you know me at all, then you already know that I say very few original things. Because everything I say is pretty much a combination of quotes from Not Another Teen Movie, Mean Girls, Buffy, Friends, Britney stoned, The Notebook, Liz Taylor NOT getting married, and “Bossy.” And somewhere in there lies the only […]
So, according to some report, Britney is considering being herself circa 2007 aka that time she shaved her head for Halloween because “she’s genuinely horrified when she looks back at those times.” Now, I have a feeling this story is entirely made up but the fact that it’s in existence for the world to read […]
Finally, some real news. And yes, this qualifies as “real” news because let’s be honest, the entire world has been waiting for Britney’s comeback and I’d like to think we all rallied together quite nicely for that. Although that could just be a result of me reading ONTD every two seconds, seeing the unanimous support […]
So, your life probably doesn’t revolve around the trials and tribulations of Britney Jean Spears, although you are reading this blog so I take that back. I guess what I meant to say is that you probably haven’t been waiting for weeks to hear Britney’s new song “Womanizer” and were just so sad when it […]
Although I had such a blast writing about all these gay people, they don’t really compare to what I’m about to say. Are you sitting down? Wait, duh, you’re clearly reading this online. Okay, here it is: Britney. Is. Going. On. Tour. I know, I just shrieked too and I’m writing this like five hours […]
Okay, technically this isn’t “news” since I did a post on it two months ago but there is absolutely nothing interesting going on in the celeb world and I feel awk that the last post I did was a week ago. Slash don’t have cable and need to procrastinate so this will do, pig, […]
In keeping with the long-standing tradition of listing reasons why the VMAs have become so terrible, I’ve decided to do it again even though everything that was bad about the VMAs last year was equally bad this year. Although there was no Britney performance to make me and/or her want to commit suicide, there was […]
I find myself in a difficult position. Because on the one hand, I have the BEST NEWS EVER but on the other, I’m on the verge of death. Like the only thing preventing me from dying as we speak is listening to Abba and Leona Lewis on repeat. Which means that the quality of this […]
There is only one thing in the world that I love more than Britney Spears and her music and that is: absolutely nothing. Especially not since she released Blackout last November, which I have legitimately listened to every single day since then. And most people don’t believe me when I say that because it’s like […]
