Okay, so we all know that straight girls getting “wild” and/or “experimental” and making out with each other for the benefit of guys is less newsworthy than a bear shitting in the woods. Except when it involves Paris “lazy eye” Hilton and Elisha “attacked by a cougar” Cuthbert. Now let’s be real—I could give a […]

According to Fox News, Lindsay Lohan is considering going to college post-rehab, with NYU as her top choice. And that sounds about right, considering her recent inclination towards all black and cigarette-filled angst. Now I don’t want to put on any pressure here, but it might do her good to get close to the fans […]

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So, Marilyn Manson is ugly and kind of old. Evan Rachel Wood is a total baby (yeah, I said it, bitch is 19! I’m 20! Rawr!) and kinda pretty. The two have been dating since Manson’s divorce from Dita Von Teese, which is pretty gross in and of itself. Now, rumor has it, the extended […]

So after a week of semi-questionable decisions and unquestionable isolation from world news (read: celeb news), I think it only fitting to make my first post-Cabo post about…Lindsay, doi. Well, not so much about Linds as Michael Lohan, the guy who helped spawn the woman we like to call “LaLiLohandar” (or just LiLo). MiLo (get […]

I don’t know what it is about today, but it certainly seems to be a day of random letters circulating in the celeb world. First, Donald’s slew of indirect insults to Rosie and now a letter from everyone’s favorite inmate, Michael Lohan. I’m not sure if the entire Lohan family was bred to be one […]