Life is really hard for Lindsay. She got cut from Ugly Betty, she’s not really relevant anymore, it’s just way too hot to wear leggings right now, and add to that list the fact that she just got FLOURED in Paris. I know, I wasn’t aware either that we were living in the middle ages […]

We all know I love X-Tina Aguilera. She’s got the voice of an angel and made assless chaps socially acceptable in my lifetime. But sometimes, she can be a real bitch. As in, most of the time. Anyway, X-Tina has come under fire recently for allegedly “stealing” Lady Gaga’s look. I can’t say I entirely […]

Okay, now back to the people we all know and love. So, Lindsay Lohan is being sued by the three guys whose car she stole while engaging in a high speed, coked out car chase last year as she tried to force her recently-quit assistant to not actually quit because clearly, having your employer chase […]

It’s rare for me to do a post unrelated to those who hold a special place in my heart like Britney, Lindsay, or puppies. It’s even more rare for me to do a post that completely crushes any facade I may have been keeping up of being a cool, sassy, leggings-wearing hussy. Leggings-wearing I may […]

Sometimes, things happen in life that just don’t make any sense. Like, really boring ugly people get their own reality shows (that would be you LC and Audrina) or once interesting hot people become creepy child-bearing robots (oh hai, Angelina). And now we can add to that list short fat people who get into brawls […]