I’ll be the first to say that the people I love most in pop culture don’t really make sense. I mean, take Nelly Furtado, for example. I awkwardly love her and her music so much that I forced her to take copies of my high school music magazine with the hopes that she’d read […]

Although I had such a blast writing about all these gay people, they don’t really compare to what I’m about to say. Are you sitting down? Wait, duh, you’re clearly reading this online. Okay, here it is: Britney. Is. Going. On. Tour. I know, I just shrieked too and I’m writing this like five hours […]

Following in the footsteps of many Hollywood greats before her, Nicole Kidman has become the latest actress to partake in the latest trend of “giving birth” as earlier today she gave birth to a baby girl, Sunday Rose Kidman Urban. Now, while I don’t like babies, I do love Nicole Kidman and thus have mixed […]

Since she recently gave birth, there has been a lot of brouhaha surrounding Christina “X-Tina” Aguilera’s parenting skills. Namely, that she has none considering every photograph taken of her over the past few months has included her either leaving a club or bar, not being able to stand on her own, and/or making faces that […]

Apparently some group in Long Island gave out awards to mothers of famous children, so it should come as no surprise that Dina Lohan received…wait for it…mother of the year award! Normally, I’d make some quip about this clearly being theworst decision ever made but it’s Long Island. They do things differently there, if you […]