It has been brought to my attention that this is the only blog on the internet that didn’t do a recap or best of 2008 and since I need to make this Saturday night slightly less sad slash stop being yelled at for not updating, I have decided to do a belated 2008 post. And […]

I feel like I’ve used that title before but it’s just too difficult to know so let’s continue. In the X-Tina-mas Aguilera spirit, I’m going to discuss something very dear to my heart so you don’t have to keep seeing that horrifying picture of Brendan Fraser at the top of the site. And that would […]

I’m sure you’re dying to know what brought me back from the dead. Amy Winehouse died? Miley Cyrus got married to that guy who isn’t Gaston from Beauty and the Beast? Britney’s on tour? Well, yes to that last part but no, this is something so much more important than that. This is about Lindsay […]

I’ll say right now: there’s no real point to this post. But I watched Freaky Friday the other night and yes, it was the twelfth time or so but I really had forgotten how much I love that movie. Maybe it’s because I randomly saw it in the theaters with my mom and afterwards we […]

Okay, now back to the people we all know and love. So, Lindsay Lohan is being sued by the three guys whose car she stole while engaging in a high speed, coked out car chase last year as she tried to force her recently-quit assistant to not actually quit because clearly, having your employer chase […]

Finally, some real news. And yes, this qualifies as “real” news because let’s be honest, the entire world has been waiting for Britney’s comeback and I’d like to think we all rallied together quite nicely for that. Although that could just be a result of me reading ONTD every two seconds, seeing the unanimous support […]

So, this week, Miley Cyrus has been in the news for just bein’ Miley and having her sweet sixteen party at Disneyland. Ohmygod she just turned sixteen, I think my head just exploded. Wait, not the point. Anyway, everyone’s got their panties all up in a bunch about this because all these random people were […]

So, your life probably doesn’t revolve around the trials and tribulations of Britney Jean Spears, although you are reading this blog so I take that back. I guess what I meant to say is that you probably haven’t been waiting for weeks to hear Britney’s new song “Womanizer” and were just so sad when it […]

Although I had such a blast writing about all these gay people, they don’t really compare to what I’m about to say. Are you sitting down? Wait, duh, you’re clearly reading this online. Okay, here it is: Britney. Is. Going. On. Tour. I know, I just shrieked too and I’m writing this like five hours […]

In semi-breaking news, Lindsay Lohan has “officially” come out as being in a relationship with Samantha Ronson. The two lady friends called in to Loveline recently to talk about the plane crash with DJ AM and Travis Barker and at one point, the guy who wasn’t Dr. Drew was like “so, Lindsay, how long have […]