I’m not one to judge. Really, have I ever said anything remotely rude or critical on this blog that I semi forgot about? Wait, no, don’t answer that. The point is, I needed to post these pictures of Verne Troyer dressed up as a bear and eating honey on Celebrity Big Brother. Not so I […]
I feel like I’ve used that title before but it’s just too difficult to know so let’s continue. In the X-Tina-mas Aguilera spirit, I’m going to discuss something very dear to my heart so you don’t have to keep seeing that horrifying picture of Brendan Fraser at the top of the site. And that would […]
Sometimes, things happen for reasons we can’t really understand. We don’t know how or why, but we just accept that that’s how it has to be. Which is why, when I saw this picture of Bobby Trendy and Phoebe Price (household names, I know), instead of gouging my eyes out and throwing myself into a […]
Look, Ali Lohan, I get it. You can’t help your face and it’s just so hard to have older sisters who are more attractive than you, I KNOW. But WHY must the solution to that jealousy be looking like a hooker with frazzled hair? And wearing a mesh shirt? I guess I can look past […]
The likelihood of you judging the subject of this post and deciding that I really have no good taste is pretty high so I’m going to begin with this: the purpose of this post is not to legitimize Michael Lohan in any way. I mean yes, he wears mesh shirts and takes part in nativity […]
Sometimes, things happen in life that just don’t make any sense. Like, really boring ugly people get their own reality shows (that would be you LC and Audrina) or once interesting hot people become creepy child-bearing robots (oh hai, Angelina). And now we can add to that list short fat people who get into brawls […]
So, it’s been two weeks and luckily for me, you, and everyone we know, some thrilling developments have occurred in that magical land I like to call “gay town” aka Hollywood. Thus I present to you the following list of “a few exciting things that have happened which may or may not have an effect […]
A few weeks ago, some reports surfaced that Jude Law and Kimberly Stewart had been seen making out at a club but I immediately burned that image from my mind and promptly forgot about it. It’s not that I’m so into Jude or anything and am one of those creepy people who gets all jealous […]
Apparently some group in Long Island gave out awards to mothers of famous children, so it should come as no surprise that Dina Lohan received…wait for it…mother of the year award! Normally, I’d make some quip about this clearly being theworst decision ever made but it’s Long Island. They do things differently there, if you […]
In honor of me and my life and because no one reads this blog anyway so I can’t actually be judged, I’m posting this picture of Kate Hudson and Anne Hathaway. Because I’m 21 now and after eating about four million cookies…I mean, drinking all that alcohol because I totally can and don’t have so […]
