Brendan Fraser, I’m going to give you some advice I wish my father had given me when I was a child. Don’t ever, EVER, give up looking like a fat, balding, cartoon rapist who would probably fit better in Who Framed Roger Rabbit than in the real world because no human being should have to […]

I know, it’s hard. Because I totally have an acne fetish AND an over-tanning fetish and ugh both of them just had to go ahead and go for my weaknesses. Although I can feel myself crossing the line into whoa-bitch territory so how about every mean thing I’m about to say, I’ll replace with the […]

I know I’m not one to dictate taste around here but even I have my limits to what I can take before I start reaching for the razor. And for me, The Hills would have to be my breaking point. Sure, I sort of liked LC on Laguna because she was so sad and frumpy […]

I know what you’re thinking. Like, really, Livvy, you’re actually doing a post on Britney EATING ICE CREAM?? And normally I’d totally judge me too but then these pictures came out and I realized that despite her general failure to do right, Britney Spears was, is and always will be sort of kind of awesome. […]

It doesn’t take a genius to figure out that the VMAs have been the equivalent of having someone vomit on your face for three hours for the past few years. But this year in particular was, how shall I put this lightly, like having someone repeatedly crush my head in with a frozen leg of […]

I don’t have much against Jessica Simpson (at least not even 1/8 of the hatred and disgust I have towards Perez) but I do have something against ugly people. No, wait, people who aren’t actually that ugly (or pretty, in this case) but who fail to put any attractive qualities about them to use.

Like, […]

A few days ago, Stacy “Fergie” Ferguson officially cemented her title as world’s least trained celebrity in where not to excrete bodily fluids. While it seems only yesterday that the Dutchess urinated on stage (wisely blaming it on a sweaty vagina), it actually was yesterday that news came of Fergie Ferg’s latest accomplishment: vomiting on […]

The deaf part doesn’t apply here quite as much as the blind thing. Seriously, I dare you to look at this picture and NOT vomit all over your computer while simultaneously gouging your eyes out.

Whether you recognize this as Perez Hilton or not, it doesn’t matter. Because it’s revolting either way, especially when you see […]