It has been brought to my attention that this is the only blog on the internet that didn’t do a recap or best of 2008 and since I need to make this Saturday night slightly less sad slash stop being yelled at for not updating, I have decided to do a belated 2008 post. And […]
I don’t really understand the hype around Twilight. I mean, I do on a basic level because duh, who doesn’t love vampire/human romances (although that’s not entirely true because that’s enough, True Blood) and yes, I might be awkwardly more into them because of BuffyAngelSpike but whatever, that whole unrequited, dangerous love thing is just […]
I’ll be the first to say that the people I love most in pop culture don’t really make sense. I mean, take Nelly Furtado, for example. I awkwardly love her and her music so much that I forced her to take copies of my high school music magazine with the hopes that she’d read […]
In semi-breaking news, Lindsay Lohan has “officially” come out as being in a relationship with Samantha Ronson. The two lady friends called in to Loveline recently to talk about the plane crash with DJ AM and Travis Barker and at one point, the guy who wasn’t Dr. Drew was like “so, Lindsay, how long have […]
Okay, technically this isn’t “news” since I did a post on it two months ago but there is absolutely nothing interesting going on in the celeb world and I feel awk that the last post I did was a week ago. Slash don’t have cable and need to procrastinate so this will do, pig, […]
The likelihood of you judging the subject of this post and deciding that I really have no good taste is pretty high so I’m going to begin with this: the purpose of this post is not to legitimize Michael Lohan in any way. I mean yes, he wears mesh shirts and takes part in nativity […]
So, remember that time when Leonardo DiCaprio was actually the hottest guy ever? Because I sometimes think I do as I lie alone in my room watching Titanic on repeat, but then in between viewings I’ll start browsing online and come across this guy. Who is clearly not the same person because Leo was […]
I’m having an intense case of deja vu because I feel like every post I’ve written having to do with Ryan Gosling and/or Rachel McAdams winds up being just an expression of my love for The Notebook and/or their relationship and/or their attractiveness as people because let’s face it, I want nothing to do with […]
This weekend, a few months after publicly announcing their engagement on her talk show, Ellen DeGeneres and Portia de Rossi married in Southern California. I don’t really know what to mock or take bitter note of here because I sort of love both Ellen and Portia and in spite of my general dislike of children, […]
It has come to my attention that in my excitement over the pictures of Ryan Gosling I posted yesterday, I completely forgot to include the relevant news about him (other than the fact that he got buff). Which would be that during his first DJ gig at The Green Door the other night (which, if […]
