I’m not one to judge. Really, have I ever said anything remotely rude or critical on this blog that I semi forgot about? Wait, no, don’t answer that. The point is, I needed to post these pictures of Verne Troyer dressed up as a bear and eating honey on Celebrity Big Brother. Not so I […]
It has been brought to my attention that this is the only blog on the internet that didn’t do a recap or best of 2008 and since I need to make this Saturday night slightly less sad slash stop being yelled at for not updating, I have decided to do a belated 2008 post. And […]
Brendan Fraser, I’m going to give you some advice I wish my father had given me when I was a child. Don’t ever, EVER, give up looking like a fat, balding, cartoon rapist who would probably fit better in Who Framed Roger Rabbit than in the real world because no human being should have to […]
Life is really hard for Lindsay. She got cut from Ugly Betty, she’s not really relevant anymore, it’s just way too hot to wear leggings right now, and add to that list the fact that she just got FLOURED in Paris. I know, I wasn’t aware either that we were living in the middle ages […]
We all know I love X-Tina Aguilera. She’s got the voice of an angel and made assless chaps socially acceptable in my lifetime. But sometimes, she can be a real bitch. As in, most of the time. Anyway, X-Tina has come under fire recently for allegedly “stealing” Lady Gaga’s look. I can’t say I entirely […]
Look, Ali Lohan, I get it. You can’t help your face and it’s just so hard to have older sisters who are more attractive than you, I KNOW. But WHY must the solution to that jealousy be looking like a hooker with frazzled hair? And wearing a mesh shirt? I guess I can look past […]
Okay, now back to the people we all know and love. So, Lindsay Lohan is being sued by the three guys whose car she stole while engaging in a high speed, coked out car chase last year as she tried to force her recently-quit assistant to not actually quit because clearly, having your employer chase […]
Hey guys, I’m back. I know, I’m such a terrible person because I semi-forgot about the blog. But I’ve been busy, okay? Like doing work and making a series of questionable and unquestionably terrible decisions like getting an oversized tattoo on my arm or getting too rowdy at a punk rock concert. I’m sorry, so, […]
In keeping with the long-standing tradition of listing reasons why the VMAs have become so terrible, I’ve decided to do it again even though everything that was bad about the VMAs last year was equally bad this year. Although there was no Britney performance to make me and/or her want to commit suicide, there was […]
Sometimes, things happen in life that just don’t make any sense. Like, really boring ugly people get their own reality shows (that would be you LC and Audrina) or once interesting hot people become creepy child-bearing robots (oh hai, Angelina). And now we can add to that list short fat people who get into brawls […]
