Look, I can’t help getting Adnan Ghalib and Sam Lutfi confused. And no, it’s not because I’m a dirty racist but it’s just really hard to keep up with all the sketchy men who have taken over Britney’s life. I mean really, Adnan, Sam, the Manny, K-Fed, Michael Lohan, Dina Lohan, Heidi Montag, Spencer Pratt…wait […]

Hay readers, so sorry about the lack of posting over the last two weeks. But if it makes you feel any better, I really am quite tan so, kudos to me. A thank you. Anyway, don’t be too sad because having finally caught up on celeb news, I can say….oh I’m sorry, I just totally […]

In the most shocking news since that time I napped yesterday, Lindsay got a DUI yesterday morning after crashing her Benz when leaving a Hollywood party. Oh and coke was found in the car. I know what you’re thinking: whaaaa? Who? Why? You said that you would treat me right but you was just a […]

So, Marilyn Manson is ugly and kind of old. Evan Rachel Wood is a total baby (yeah, I said it, bitch is 19! I’m 20! Rawr!) and kinda pretty. The two have been dating since Manson’s divorce from Dita Von Teese, which is pretty gross in and of itself. Now, rumor has it, the extended […]

In one of the best news stories of all time (and no, I don’t read the actual news so this counts as legit to me) Keith Richards admitted to cutting his cremated father’s ashes with cocaine. And snorting it. I don’t even know where to start but I’ve polled within myself and jury says, best […]

Um, so it looks like some papz got pics of Britney with a bloody finger. That’s neat, ain’t it? You know, usually any Britney news I just scroll past because honestly, I’m tired of the bitch and I’ll only care again when she’s hot and licking my — I mean her background dancer’s — face. […]